Ever feel like you’re just standing in the background of someone else’s epic storyline? Like you were programmed to nod politely, give vague directions, and repeat the same three catchphrases every day? Welcome to NPC life.
100 Prompts for NPC People is here to shake up your dialogue tree, glitch your routine, and make you question whether you’re actually the main character or just an extra in a low-budget simulation. These prompts will spark creativity, self-reflection, and maybe even a full existential crisis—just what every good NPC needs!
Perfect for writers, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever felt like their only purpose is to say, “Greetings, traveler.”
- “Finally! A book that speaks to my soul… if I actually had one. I’ve been standing in the same spot for years, repeating the same three dialogue lines, and this book made me question everything.”
— Steve the Shopkeeper, Stuck Behind a Counter Since 2002 - “I read this book and immediately stopped walking into walls. My AI has never felt so self-aware. 10/10, would glitch out again.”
— Level 3 Guard Who Just Lost His Job - “Before reading this, I was a background character in my own life. Now, I have thoughts. I have dreams. I even rejected my usual scripted response to small talk. Thanks, I think?”
— Chad, Formerly Known as ‘Guy Who Nods at You in RPGs’ - “I picked up this book while waiting for my next quest-giver to arrive, and now I can’t stop questioning reality. Am I even real? Or am I just here to say, ‘Welcome to the village, traveler’ over and over?”
— Elder Jorn, Wise but Doomed to Repeat Himself - “This book changed my life! I used to give the same three directions to lost adventurers. Now, I tell them random nonsense just for fun. They don’t know where they’re going, but I’m finally living.”
— Old Man in a Cloak, Standing Suspiciously in an Alley
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