100 Prompts for Narcissists: A Self-Reflection Journal (Because I Deserve a Book About Me, Obviously): A Hilarious Guide to Inner Healing for the Self-Obsessed, Self-Important, and Self-Delusional

You’ve read self-help books, but none of them were about you specifically. Until now.

Welcome to 100 Prompts for Narcissists, the only journal that understands your biggest struggle—being constantly surrounded by people who just don’t get it. With thought-provoking (and mildly offensive) prompts, this book forces you to self-reflect, laugh, and possibly have an existential crisis.

✔ Finally, a book that recognizes your greatness.
✔ Perfect for journaling, gifting, or passive-aggressively leaving on a co-worker’s desk.
✔ 100 brutally funny prompts to help you question everything—except your beauty.

This is self-awareness on hard mode—but let’s be honest, you’re up for the challenge. Or at least, you’ll pretend you are.

Fake Testimonials (Just like my attention)

🔥 “I bought this book for my ex, but then I read it and realized… oh no.” — Jessica T., recovering narcissist

🔥 “A life-changing journal. By ‘life-changing,’ I mean I read three prompts, got defensive, and threw it across the room.” — Mark D., probably still in denial

🔥 “I saw the title and thought, ‘Finally, a book about me!’ Then I realized it was satire. Now I’m suing for emotional damages.” — Brad K., self-proclaimed ‘alpha’

🔥 “I started this journal, and now all my friendships make sense. (Hint: it was me all along.)” — Lena R., reluctantly self-aware

🔥 “This book forced me to reflect on my behavior. I hated every minute of it. 10/10 would recommend.” — Danny M., still a work in progress