100 Prompts for people who snore: Hilarious & Sleep-Deprived Writing Prompts for the Unintentional Nighttime Chainsaw

You say you don’t snore, but your partner has video evidence. You’ve woken yourself up with a snore so loud, you thought it was thunder. You could single-handedly provide the sound effects for a horror movie… in your sleep.

100 Prompts for People Who Snore is the ultimate writing companion for anyone whose nighttime soundtrack sounds like a malfunctioning lawnmower. Whether you’re the snorer in denial, the one keeping your whole house awake, or the person suffering next to the human freight train, these prompts will help you laugh through the exhaustion and turn your snoring shame (or frustration) into comedy gold.

Perfect for unapologetic snorers, light sleepers seeking revenge, and anyone who’s ever been aggressively elbowed in the ribs at 2 AM.

  • “I tried to write in this journal, but I fell asleep and snored so loudly I woke up my cat. He’s still mad.”
    Greg, The Reason His Wife Sleeps in Another Room
  • “I read this book to my partner, and they just stared at me in silent rage. I think they’re trying to tell me something.”
    Lena, Totally Not the Problem
  • “This book made me laugh so hard, I snorted. Which, according to my spouse, is just ‘daytime snoring.’ Rude.”
    Michael, Unapologetic Sound Machine
  • “I bought this for my husband. He hasn’t read it because he’s always ‘too tired.’ I WONDER WHY.”
    Sarah, Sleep-Deprived & Vengeful
  • “I recorded myself sleeping after using this book. Turns out, my snoring does sound like a chainsaw being thrown down a flight of stairs. Fantastic.”
    Alex, Snoring Denier Turned Believer

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